Skull of Patron Saint of Genital Disease For Sale

Here's the headline:

Decapitated Head Of St. Vitalis, Patron Saint Of Genital Disease, To Be Sold At Auction

Yes, evidently Catholics have a patron saint for everything.  No doubt there is a person employed in the Vatican whose job it is to keep track of all these weird saints.  I keep telling my son, "NO, you don't have the suckiest job in the universe."  Maybe now he'll listen.  Oh, be sure to read the article, although if I had a choice between that and trimming my toenails with my teeth, I'd be taking off my socks right now.

--Trakker