Here's the headline:
Decapitated Head Of St. Vitalis, Patron Saint Of Genital Disease, To Be Sold At Auction
Yes, evidently Catholics have a patron saint for everything. No doubt there is a person employed in the Vatican whose job it is to keep track of all these weird saints. I keep telling my son, "NO, you don't have the suckiest job in the universe." Maybe now he'll listen. Oh, be sure to read the article, although if I had a choice between that and trimming my toenails with my teeth, I'd be taking off my socks right now.
--Trakker

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