A guy goes into a gun shop to buy a .50 caliber Desert Eagle pistol. The dealer says to him, "Tommy, man, you already bought 24 handguns this year and the state just passed a law that says if you buy more than 24 handguns a year they have to castrate you."
Tommy stops and thinks for a moment and says, "Damn! I'm really gonna' miss my nuts, man."
--Trakker

Hahahaha! The joke got me! It's not every day that I come across gun jokes. Do you have more? Please do share them!
Posted by: Alex Galletti | December 14, 2011 at 02:32 PM